April 12th 2015 – For years the same sausage rolls and pastries have been forced to sit for hours under a sweltering heat lamp, on public display in the station coffee shop. Their outer shells desiccating into mouth lacerating shards, their insides reaching temperatures comparable to the sun. Will you stand up against this cruel mistreatment of pastry based snacks?

Another good one, a home for baked goods, wonder what it might be called:
“Dunsnackin” perhaps?

Just five pounds a month

Will provide warmth and health care

For these poor baked goods.