Here’s what it looks like first thing in a morning, and if I had my way the planners would be behind this wire

Then imagine the conversation that goes with this image:” If you don’t mind I”ll put my sign up then get cracking on your garden” 

Later that day ” Sorry about this, I made a start and thought a bonfire might be a good idea, it was n’t. I’ve burnt your house down, sorry. Can I leave the sign up for the time being?”

And to illustrate that there are really some very pleasant buildings in Newport, take a look at this one. Lovely.