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Englishman in Italy


The European Union has just announced that despite Brexit an agreement has been reached whereby English will continue to be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the The European Union decided that English spelling had some room for improvement and has recommended a 5- year phase-in plan that will become known as ‘Euro-English’.

In the first year, ‘s’ will replace the soft ‘c’. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard ‘c’ will be dropped in favour of ‘k’. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome ‘ph’ will be replaced with ‘f’. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted…

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      1. I have spent the past 8 years trying to convince Italian officialdom that the UK is part of Europe. The officials would say ” you use sterling, and not the Euro therefore you are not part of Europe

        Brexit, has just reinforced their argument, even though we haven’t pushed the implode button….. as far as the Italians are concerned we are out.

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