The Big Family Picnic: The Aftermath

Originally posted on idiotpruf:
A lovely family having a picnic–this is not your family. The big family picnic has hit your community like a tsunami and is now slowly receding back into the ocean. Your local emergency room has been taken off high alert and much of their staff has been given a well deserved vacation. Once again your family has overtaxed their staff, frayed their nerves, and extinguished their stock of gauze, sutures and eye patches. They’ve treated various members of your family for the following injuries, ailments, and assorted issues: Contusions. Abrasions. Cuts. Lacerations. Puncture wounds. Broken bones.… Continue reading The Big Family Picnic: The Aftermath