Lark Arse Ending and toast that takes off…

Whoever designed or made our toaster may well have had the devil in him, or her, on the day they put in the springs. The beast has the launch capacity unseen on any other toasters and frequently send pieces clear of the launch pad. The Sourdough frequently hits the floor, necessitating the “2 Second Rule”, wherein any food like object that hits the deck can be consumed afterwards as long as it has only laid there for 2 seconds. This does not apply to poached eggs. The toaster sometimes launches the bread so that it lands in another loading bay,  that is … Continue reading Lark Arse Ending and toast that takes off…