Our latest episode of Nicky Tams the King of Nosepipe, as told by Gordon Thorburn and illustrated by myself Wordsmith Drawingsmith They don’t want to come out because of their pink uniforms. We need to go back a while here, to before Canoe was King. It had long been the tradition in Ang Gonnasec, as in most countries with Kings, that the young males of Royal Blood should spend some time in the armed forces. In Ang Gonnasec, this usually meant two years in a crack regiment in the army – as an officer, naturally, not a corporal or anything … Continue reading 12. But first, call out the Guard!