Month: April 2024

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The easier walk is ard.

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“And the harder walk is easier. The harder walk is like this, but it’s not really different from the easier walk, pause. But the easier walk is not as easy as the easier walk you all do , and the first part of the harder and the easier walk we all do together and there is a steep Ill like this, but the ground is a gravel path, not big stones. In the woods for the harder walk is wood and trees, under the feet there is stones and you should be careful. On the easier walk it is nothing, … Continue reading The easier walk is ard.

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Montague Burton wouldn’t have had to deal with this sort of thing, but his suitcase wouldn’t have had wheels.

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  Off to Italy for a walking holiday. How to get there. Flight from Heathrow, sounds good but it takes off at some ungodly hour in the early morning. This means spending the night in beautiful downtown Hounslow so tha t one can be early enough to be at the airport at 4.30 in the morning. That’s 4.30 in the morning. When all good people should be ticked up in bed rather than milling about in an airport lounge. Bus to Heathrow the day before was generally uneventful apart from the temperature of the bus, one minute Baltic, the next … Continue reading Montague Burton wouldn’t have had to deal with this sort of thing, but his suitcase wouldn’t have had wheels.

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Schtubbelfrome and Wu liquid

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If, like me, you posses a beard, mine used principally to hide my face, then you will be familiar with this problem. You look into a mirror, not too often, and when you do you spy a little drop of unknown liquid attached to a hair on the beard. This is a schtubbelfrome, Taken from the German it means exactly that, a small gleaming bead of liquid that is visible to the naked eye from some yards away. The viewer is inclined to think that the owner of the schtubbelfrome is well past his sell by date and might have … Continue reading Schtubbelfrome and Wu liquid