Not going out.

“Keep Calm and Carry on” and other such very British slogans have been popular. Some like: ” I’m going out, I may be a while”, famous last tight lipped words of Captain Oats on the ill fated but oddly glorious expedition to Antarctic is another. It’s a phrase I used to use when heading off to the supermarket to buy too much of something that we already had. No more of that then. ” Where on earth have you been?” after a football or rugby match when it was perfectly obvious from the circling beer fumes, is not in this … Continue reading Not going out.

Sign 7. It's all Greek to me.

For those of you not resident in the UK I’ve adapted a number of British road signs, this one has no adaptions to it at all, apart from the meaning. Assuming that you have been buying stuff “just in case”, it may be a lesson in checking at the back of the fridge. I seem to remember making this joke when teaching my daughter to drive ( not much teaching but plenty of left leg brake exercise for me ) and I would say “Watch out for the taramasalata when you go over this next hill in the road”. She … Continue reading Sign 7. It's all Greek to me.