Tag: British
Thoughtless.
What’s he thinking?
Lawyers…again.
Sorry for any of you who tried to read the cartoon strip in my last post.Looks like I’ll have to adjust to get it to read properly, so instead here’s another about lawyers. I am assuming it’s about accidents at … Continue reading Lawyers…again.
Illuminated lettering.
Bank Manager
The letter was from the Wold Newton and Yangtze Kiang Ship Canal Penny Bank, signed by Nicci Gristhorpe, Valued Client Liaison Supervisor (Non Internet). It said: We are delighted to offer you, Valued Client, our new Platinum Card plus Gold … Continue reading Bank Manager
Ye Olde Sunne Dryed Tomatoe
Visitors to this remote and historic ex-hostelry, far up in the hills where rivers rise, always used to enjoy looking at the old photographs on the wall. These reflected a bygone age when the local produce show was held here, … Continue reading Ye Olde Sunne Dryed Tomatoe
Fish…perfect for the hard of hearing.
I’ve recently retired from my ‘other job’, I had respectable employment with a fine company of printers over in Gloucester.They gave me a very generous send-off last week,which was very gratifying. My daughter asked me if I cried, not bloody … Continue reading Fish…perfect for the hard of hearing.
Finely balanced with good quality socks.
We British know how to holiday, get yourself a half decent camera and a strong strap to hang it around your sunburnt neck, decent back pack with spares for the camera and a sausage roll to keep your energy level at the max and venture forth. Strong sturdy sun hat that you’ve had for several summers and has seen action on cricket grounds around the country and then get out there. Oh and don’t forget the regulation black socks to go with a decent pair of brogues, it might be hot out there but that’s no excuse for shoddy footwear. … Continue reading Finely balanced with good quality socks.
