There I was at Writer’s Group, staring at a blank piece of paper and unable to write a word that made any sense at all. I’ve been in the group for a while. There’s no pressure to perform. The plan works like this. We gather at a pub room and then a subject is given. We then have some time to write to the subject. I found it impossible last night. As everyone else, there were about 12 in the group, typed and scribbled away I found it quite impossible to think of anything worthwhile. So I fell back on … Continue reading Writing dries up, drawing warms up.

Happy Easter everyone. I’ve been here working on some amendments to my website and other stuff, forced on me when the print company I work through decided to ‘retire’ a system they have been using. Retire! It means they are binning it and that means quite a lot of work for me to change everything to a new system. I now have to open a shop through shopify. Shame that it is not a UK company, but never mind. So Easter has been busy. To be fair to the print people the change over is relatively straightforward and much of … Continue reading Someday my prints will come…

Another in my series on Cotswold Wildlife. It’s that time of year when this lot will be out again, kitted up with the lenses and binoculars looking for LBBs…little brown birds. See if you can spot one, you might even know one, if so, then don’t mention the subject to them if you’re in a hurry to get anywhere. This is available as a print from my other site at a more than reasonable price. Well, I think it’s reasonable. Delve right here.     Continue reading Cotswold Wildlife…Watcher or Twitcher?

Do we need any WU liquid? Washing up liquid to the uninitiated. How long before it becomes a brand name. You could then get New Recipe WU, Power WU, Automatic WU. Winston Churchill was a great one for shortening words, an early texter if you like. Or should that be txtr. It’s something I do on a mere shopping list, not on ” A History of the English Speaking People”, as he might have done. Perhaps it was originally called :Hstry v Englsh Spkng Pepl? Anyhow, I had this thought. Does anyone out there have a family thing like we … Continue reading WU liquid and others…

  It looks like ice will be forming again this coming weekend. This is one of a series of drawings I’m doing on the weather. I started before the recent cold spell, which today was nowhere to be seen. In fact I planted two rows of spuds on my plot and a couple of rows of shallots. So far I have done 45 of these little drawings and am planning to have 52 by the time I finish, one for each week of the year. The Eskimo has, according to legend, over a 100 words to describe snow. I have … Continue reading Just the weather to get the spuds in…

  Tracy gave up trying to assassinate the King and got on with organising the coronation. Nicky Tams read a lot of books while he was in Scarborough hospital, recovering from his burns, and managed to acquire a certain amount of knowledge and wisdom. He felt far better about this King business and was sure that, after the coronation, he could look forward to a long and just reign at home as King of Nosepipe and, at a distance, Emperor of Ang Gonnaseck. Tracy was willing to change schools, live in Scarborough and be Princess Regent, so that was all … Continue reading 21. Long live the King! It’s the coronation of the century.

This is another of the series done originally for Cotswold Life Magazine and now available as a print at a very nice price … well, I like it. From  my other website It comes in an A3 or A4 version, perfect for the cyclist in your life. Continue reading Cotswold Tighta Lycracycla

Our latest episode of Nicky Tams the King of Nosepipe,  as told by Gordon Thorburn and illustrated by myself. Wordsmith Drawingsmith   Life is never dull with Tracy around the place. At first, and building up to the coronation, Tracy was happy being the power behind the throne. There were many things to do, especially after the fantastic mess she made of her Economic Community. You see, Tracy had persuaded Nicky Tams that the Kingdoms of Nosepipe and Ang Gonnasec should be made into one, with the same laws and everything. They couldn’t agree on a name for the new … Continue reading 20. The Exploding Maggot and Other Stories.

What shall we do with the big fat wobbler? Walking back from Oliver’s Mount to the DIY store, most of the Nosepipe army stopped off at The Mere cafe for a cup of tea and an ice cream, but Tracy and King Nicky Tams kept walking, discussing what to do about King Canoe. They also had a chat about Nicky Tams’s coronation as King Nicky Tams I of Ang Gonnasec and CCLVI of Nosepipe. Tracy wanted the big expensive coronation in York Minster. No, absolutely not, out of the question, said King Nicky Tams as he firmly put down the … Continue reading 19. King Canoe. His doom is deemed.

Just don’t tell her you got it so cheap, and don’t forget the flowers from the garage. Continue reading Because she’s worth it…