Monsters on the Plot…

This is the cover of my other lockdown book, and is dedicated to fellow plotters. I’d like to say that this cover image shows my own plot but I don’t have the luxury of the shed. It’s a children’s book and as with my other one the proceeds of the sale of the books go to charity. Longfield looks after people at the other end of life and is a local charity to me here in Gloucestershire. They have shops in Cheltenham and Stroud where you can buy copies of the books. They are quite small, the size of a … Continue reading Monsters on the Plot…

Every nano second of every day…

Spread number 11 the penultimate, how to finish? Like this? Don’t forget, as if you could, that the books are available to buy right here. All proceeds will go to this very worthy charity. Longfield have copies of the books in their shops in Stroud and Cheltenham where we ask a mere £5-00, but feel free to donate more if you can. The books are small but very beautiful and are dedicated to all those grandparents missing their grandchildren like we have in this period of lockdown. Let’s hope we can all see our little family friends again very soon. … Continue reading Every nano second of every day…

When did fish get fingers?

I think it was in the late 60s or early 70s when Bird’s Eye ( what sort of name is that for a food producer? ) introduced us all to the fish finger. It was a great idea and a way of getting kids to eat fish. Put some bearded old grandad on the telly dressed as a sailor and the recipe is a success. This is spread number 8 from my book for small people called ” We love you more than…” I have asked my grandchildren if fish have fingers but they just wave me away and get … Continue reading When did fish get fingers?

This one’s a close run thing…

It’s something that runs in the family. A love of marmalade. Best home made of course, or as it’s called up North “Om Med”. There’s not a jam to match for me. Marmalade, like tea, is like a key worker. Has to be there. Love it more than my grandchildren? No, lets not be silly, that’s just not possible. This is spread number 7 of my book, thickly spread. All proceeds from the sale of the books go to Longfield a charity that help people at the other end of life from my target audience. Read more about my book … Continue reading This one’s a close run thing…

Unzip a banana?

Spread number 7 of my book, we love you more. Are there any children who don’t like banana? It’s probably the first word many of them learn. This is yet another spread from my little book dedicated to all those grandparents missing their grandchildren, it is meant to convey exactly how much you love and miss them. It is designed and written to be read to them by grandparents and other close family. All the proceeds from the sale of these little books will go to Longfield. Click on the link to see what brilliant work they do to help … Continue reading Unzip a banana?

Better than beer?

Spread number 5 from my book: “We love you more than…” All proceeds from the sale of this little book will go to Longfield, click on the link to see what they do to help people who are at the other end of life. The book is meant to be read to young children to tell them exactly how much you love them. Copies of will some available from the Longfield shops in Cheltenham and Stroud for £5-00 per copy, please give more if you can. If you are further afield then why not buy it from here for £6-50: … Continue reading Better than beer?

Weren’t they a band?

Actually I like my chocolate cool, and I think the band were quite ‘cool’ at the time. Anyhow this is spread number 4 of my book: “We love you more than…” It’s a children’s book and meant for young people, or large people with grandchildren that they miss. All proceeds from the sale of the book go to charity, and there are only 100 copies of the book being published. You can get your copy here, or they will be available in the Longfield shops in Cheltenham and Stroud. Click on the red link to find out what great work … Continue reading Weren’t they a band?

We love you more than cheese.

The book is intended for small children and this is spread number 3, or perhaps we could call it cheese spread. Here in Gloucestershire they have been known to roll a cheese down and extermely steep hill. I’ve seen this hill and to chase a cheese down it is verging on the suicidal. The cheeses chosen for the event are, I think, Double Gloucester, made by Mrs Smart out at Churcham on the road to Ross on Wye. Why chase a cheese down a hill? Well. why not. Buy this book and all the proceeds go to Longfield. click on … Continue reading We love you more than cheese.

We love you more than…

I suppose the preoccupation with food might have been inevitable in lockdown. This is the second pie in the book. I was asked what my favourite meal was the other day and part of it would have been apple pie and custard, but not the fancy home made stuff with actual eggs in it, I like the original Bird’s custard that was yellow powder in a tin that made up into a yellow liquid gold addition to any pie. Sweet pie that is, not pork. This is the second spread of my book…buy it from here or from the Longfield … Continue reading We love you more than…