All heard within an hour on a walk from one area to another yesterday.

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” Mummy, I want to be a Muslim”

“Why is that dear?”

“The holidays?”

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” Well I was going to go to Edinburgh but if they want to amputate I might have to go to Wales”

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Father to two small daughters:

“… He just wanted to keep his nuts dry”

( Much laughter from the two daughters )

One suspects a Squirrel joke

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