Herewith an illustrated version of the Tea Collectors of Barnsley. Working only at night and collecting only the most delicate leaves from the bush, these dedicated people are responsible for some of the finest brews in the UK. It’s a tough job as the local climate predicates that the rare bushes can only be harvested at night. The bushes can be mistaken for overgrown garden leylandi. Collectors can be easily recognised in their flat hats and gaberdine macintoshes. Certain of them also have been known to use old miner’s head torches, which has been an ideal way to recycle items that no longer have any practical use in this country.
Don’t believe me? Then you’ve obviously never been to Barnsley and where else do you think Yorkshire Tea comes from?
4 thoughts on “The Tea Collectors of Barnsley”
😆😆😆😆 thank you! Like you say, if you haven’t been to Barnsley why would you think it isn’t true!😊
My pleasure, I hope it lived up to your expectations.
How does one qualify for such a job? I think I missed my calling.
You’ll need to relocate to the area and have intensive local language training.I’m sure you’ll cope very well with it.