Well, it’s not really a haircut, but no matter. Call it a style if you like. Have you noticed how old blokes who go running sometimes look like they are about to fall over? Running, if it can be called that, at an angle of 45 degrees to the tarmac. Or leaning back at exactly the same angle. Perhaps the bandana is to cover old head injuries. There has to be a reason for the bandana, or perhaps they think it looks cool.It does not.

Who am I to criticise, when I won’t even run for a bus.

You can get “Old Zapata” on a t-shirt right here: Red Bubble. If you know someone like this then go ahead and buy one for them, but be careful, they tend to take themselves very seriously, for no reason.